Funny Shop Jokes

I love good jokes i m sure you do too but we hardly come across one and most times all we see is a repetition of what has been done before.

Funny shop jokes. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. People have said it over and over again. Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8 30 the store s opening time in front of the store.

These hilarious short jokes are the kind you can keep on hand for times that need a little extra levity and laughter. We think some of those will make you laugh and giggle for a long time. Helvetica and times new roman walk into a bar. With our over 4 000 most funny jokes puns and riddles our jokes are hand selected and ready for you to tell to your friends or family or to bust a gut on.

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Not to mention short jokes are easier to remember. Shopping sale joke it was the day of the big sale. Jokes come in all shapes and sizes. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses.

A place where people can submit funny short jokes and get them rated by there peers. 130 funny birthday jokes. See how far you can go with a straight face we dare you. We don t serve your type yesterday i saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road.

I hope by creating this site that the human race can now sleep safely knowing that there is a place where good funny short jokes can thrive and not be held back any more by those long boring jokes that take ages to read. It could make your shop famous or a laughing stock. The good news is there s certainly no short supply. Everyone loves witty jokes.

In this selection we present you some of the best and funniest jokes we ever laid our eyes on. A woman goes into wal mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn t work. All of a sudden the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming grab my breasts. We thank guy swillingham author of shop horror.

The best of the worst in british shop funny shop names read more. So i pushed her over. The clerk tells her that he can t give her a refund because she bought it on special. These jokes are not just funny they are bound to make you laugh for a long time.