Harry Potter Slytherin Humor

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Harry potter slytherin humor. They stumble upon a lamp and a genie pops out and says he will grant them each one wish. If you re looking to pass on the love then this curated list of harry potter jokes puns one liners riddles and even pick up lines is your one stop shop to make your kid s day and come off kinda cool in the process. Drarry harry potter draco tom felton harry potter humor gryffindor slytherin harry potter shitpost harry potter textpost drarry shitpost drarry humor drarry jokes slytherdor hp rachel oc. I may not be harry potter but i can be your chosen one.

According to the latest search data available harry potter jokes are searched for nearly 15 000 times per month. Quotes tagged as slytherin showing 1 12 of 12 we slytherins are brave yes but not stupid. Harry potter and the sorcerer s groan professor quirrell walks into a bar unwraps his turban and presents the dark lord s face to the barman. 5 harry potter jokes about being stranded in the desert.

When the young harry potter starts his first year at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry he already has a bias against slytherin. Uninspiring title aside this story includes mischief mayhem and a lot of humor. He s been told that the slytherin house is unsavory and most members are more mean and conniving than anything else. The dark lord orders a beer.

The 10 worst things mcgonagall has ever done. Slytherin really is the only option in that case and hogwarts had better watch out. Original blog floccinaucinihilipilificationa. Harry potter jokes and riddles.

Rowling harry potter and the order of the phoenix. Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. This is the best collection of clean harry potter jokes for kids and it is safe for all ages. You ll find the best harry potter jokes including jokes about hogwarts severus snape draco malfoy hagrid dumbledore more.

For instance given the choice we will always choose to save our own necks j k. I was the one who gave moaning myrtle her nickname. When dumbledore is savage as fawk. A hufflepuff a gryffindor and a ravenclaw get stranded in the desert.

I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me slytherin to your bed i can show you what my tongue can really do. I m like devils snare. Harry potter returns to the wizarding world with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart mouthed sidekicks. You name it and someone in the fandom has created a meme for it and it s probably caught on and made the rounds on social media.